Let's work!

"Aw, yeeeaaahh!"

Renua is a party of sales and marketing people that envisions a world where we can all work in sales and marketing. When we're done, the Blue Shirts of Fine Gael will be replaced by the cornflower blue shirts of our corporatist captains (Though most days, we will wear white-collared, blue shirts, to ensure we are never mistaken for blue-collared workers).

Do you like money? Do you like consuming products? Do you like anything else? If you answered 'yes' to the first two questions, and 'no' to the last one, then we are the party you have been waiting for. We have your interests at heart — insurance, property, a formidable car, Starbucks [sic], and maybe a round of golf. We will subsidise phone upgrades, so that you can have a shiny new phone to show off every six months. 

Entrepreneurship, enterprise, employment, expansion, 'excellence', ennui, and Éireann evermore. Grasp the future, and grasp it now. The next quarter is nigh, and the hectic schedule of additional (unpaid) hours will leave you only two hours before you go to bed, or an hour between getting up and arriving at work, to grasp it.

There will be a bubble, but it will never burst. You will live there, against a backdrop of muted grey, and drone out your life. The sky will be cornflower blue, and, like all good property, it will be owned. If you ascend to our level, you may get to own a piece of that sky. You see, we understand status. We understand that it is import to be rich to be important (to the rich). Once you reach the mountain top of a million Euros, your newly-found status as a millionaire is a mere one Euro away from dissipation. A fortune of €999,999 does not a millionaire make, so it is important to make another million to ensure you stay important. On your journey of ever greater wealth, Renua will back your neurotic fears of slipping out of a wealth bracket.

So join us! Our life-long membership will enable you to feel like a decent person with a worthwhile life, as you will equate goodness with a certain level of wealth, and always have people to feel superior to, no matter how much you despise your life.