People often ask me how I got so slim. They come up to me on the street and ask how I stay so trim and muscular, before inquiring about the whereabouts of my shirt. I reassure them I don’t need it. After all, summer is coming, and the sun always follows my torso anyway, giving my tanned, waxed skin the optimum light it deserves.
Any expert will tell you that it’s not a mere matter of exercising regularly and a good diet, you need some special gimmick to get that permanently pumped, well-lit physique. I have a secret or two that keeps me ahead of the game.
But first, here are a few questions you need to ask yourself. Do you WANT muscle? Do you know the POWER of muscle? Are you AWARE of how to unlock the power of muscle? If the answer is yes, then my Wire Cable Power programme is just what you need.
With its holistic approach, WCP will give you the wire-thin sculpted body of iron. It's a unconventional mixture of Wii Fit, Pilates, Bikram yoga, spinning, Flamenco dancing, PX90-type cross training, and vibrating kettlebells. This rejection of conventional methods will SHOCK your muscles into metallic hardness and melt fat away. Unlike accepted methods of training, WCP tones the muscle and doesn't make it bigger, enabling you to look ripped, not bulky. Best of all, my 10 DVD box-set empowers you to do all this from the comfort of your home.
Order now and we'll also send you the Natural Balance cookbook, giving you the diet plan to achieve your goals faster. All our less-than-100-calorie recipes are free from gluten, fructose, sucrose, glucose, grains, dairy, red meat, and fats. We've replaced these fat-inducing poisons with triple the daily recommended allowance of vitamins and minerals, delicious organic protein shakes, organic almonds, creatine, organic soya beans, lentils, and blue berries.
Scientific research has proven that we use up less calories sleeping than we do while awake. In the Wire Cable Power programme, you’ll consume all the caffeine pills you need to stay wide awake, maximising your calorie consumption. Buy now, and we'll throw in the Vibro-Mat, a mattress that sends electric shocks into your muscles while you sleep, allowing you wake up in a body of iron.
Snacking will become a problem of the past, as we've developed a mouth watering FibrePower bar. Free from gluten, fats, sucrose, or dairy, FibrePower is made from 100% wheat chaff. As it only contains 2 calories and is so extraordinarily chewy, you'll have burned the entire bar off before it all reaches your stomach.
If you're skeptical about the POWER of WCP, then just listen to these testimonials!
Any expert will tell you that it’s not a mere matter of exercising regularly and a good diet, you need some special gimmick to get that permanently pumped, well-lit physique. I have a secret or two that keeps me ahead of the game.
But first, here are a few questions you need to ask yourself. Do you WANT muscle? Do you know the POWER of muscle? Are you AWARE of how to unlock the power of muscle? If the answer is yes, then my Wire Cable Power programme is just what you need.
With its holistic approach, WCP will give you the wire-thin sculpted body of iron. It's a unconventional mixture of Wii Fit, Pilates, Bikram yoga, spinning, Flamenco dancing, PX90-type cross training, and vibrating kettlebells. This rejection of conventional methods will SHOCK your muscles into metallic hardness and melt fat away. Unlike accepted methods of training, WCP tones the muscle and doesn't make it bigger, enabling you to look ripped, not bulky. Best of all, my 10 DVD box-set empowers you to do all this from the comfort of your home.
Order now and we'll also send you the Natural Balance cookbook, giving you the diet plan to achieve your goals faster. All our less-than-100-calorie recipes are free from gluten, fructose, sucrose, glucose, grains, dairy, red meat, and fats. We've replaced these fat-inducing poisons with triple the daily recommended allowance of vitamins and minerals, delicious organic protein shakes, organic almonds, creatine, organic soya beans, lentils, and blue berries.
Scientific research has proven that we use up less calories sleeping than we do while awake. In the Wire Cable Power programme, you’ll consume all the caffeine pills you need to stay wide awake, maximising your calorie consumption. Buy now, and we'll throw in the Vibro-Mat, a mattress that sends electric shocks into your muscles while you sleep, allowing you wake up in a body of iron.
Snacking will become a problem of the past, as we've developed a mouth watering FibrePower bar. Free from gluten, fats, sucrose, or dairy, FibrePower is made from 100% wheat chaff. As it only contains 2 calories and is so extraordinarily chewy, you'll have burned the entire bar off before it all reaches your stomach.
If you're skeptical about the POWER of WCP, then just listen to these testimonials!
Margaret Thatcher, former British PM
In my time as Prime Minister of this great country, the word 'no' was perpetually on my lips. No to Argentina, no to the miners, no the IRA, no to Europe, and, regrettably, no to the body I deserved. "Maggie," I would say to myself with self-depreciation "you can radically alter the UK, yet you can hardly alter your body at all." Now a pensioner, living well on the golden egg that is the labour of my youth (the only Labour I would embrace) and not the labour of others, I finally have time to succeed where previous decades have failed. The WCP programme works. The Iron Lady is now a lady of iron.
Immanuel Kant, Titan of the Philosophical Arena
I worked long and hard against the scandal of philosophy that relied on mere faith to assert that a world lay beyond our subjectivity. I longed to strip rationalism and empiricism of their defective components and piece them together into a new philosophy that would satisfy the outstanding shortcomings of both. The light of inspiration shone upon my labours when I realised that the fundamental question was composed incorrectly; it is not a question of our subjectivity needing to conform to the external world, but the external world needing to conform to our subjectivity. Objects cannot be meaningfully observed by subjects without recourse to time, space, causality, and other categories. Therefore, I concluded, we can only have knowledge of the limits of our experiences, and all knowledge of the objective, external world - the thing in itself - is clad in subjective clothing. Of course, I now realise that I should have focussed my labours on becoming clad in shredded, rock-hard muscle. The WCP programme has aided me in growing ever-nearer to my great ambition, to wit, a physique of pigeon-chested steeliness.
In my time as Prime Minister of this great country, the word 'no' was perpetually on my lips. No to Argentina, no to the miners, no the IRA, no to Europe, and, regrettably, no to the body I deserved. "Maggie," I would say to myself with self-depreciation "you can radically alter the UK, yet you can hardly alter your body at all." Now a pensioner, living well on the golden egg that is the labour of my youth (the only Labour I would embrace) and not the labour of others, I finally have time to succeed where previous decades have failed. The WCP programme works. The Iron Lady is now a lady of iron.
I worked long and hard against the scandal of philosophy that relied on mere faith to assert that a world lay beyond our subjectivity. I longed to strip rationalism and empiricism of their defective components and piece them together into a new philosophy that would satisfy the outstanding shortcomings of both. The light of inspiration shone upon my labours when I realised that the fundamental question was composed incorrectly; it is not a question of our subjectivity needing to conform to the external world, but the external world needing to conform to our subjectivity. Objects cannot be meaningfully observed by subjects without recourse to time, space, causality, and other categories. Therefore, I concluded, we can only have knowledge of the limits of our experiences, and all knowledge of the objective, external world - the thing in itself - is clad in subjective clothing. Of course, I now realise that I should have focussed my labours on becoming clad in shredded, rock-hard muscle. The WCP programme has aided me in growing ever-nearer to my great ambition, to wit, a physique of pigeon-chested steeliness.
Words departed from my pallored lips, long starved of everything but abasement. "Joyce, when will you recant the cerements of inactivity and nights dampened by the hazy listlessness of inebriation?" Long did my limbs lie in lamentable near-death. I gazed in cold horror at the cadaver in the long mirror of my disarranged room. The distended belly and emaciated limbs held together in a paradoxical form and a gloom descended over my disenchanted mind. The WCP programme lifted me out of the bog-hole mire of mummification. My body took flight and soared further than my soul did in the days of my youth. I now know what it is to live and be free: the six-pack abs I've always wanted.
Being a rock star can completely fuck up your life. Falling deeper and deeper into more and more depraved acts, I lost all control. Before I knew it, I was a long goateed pervert up for punishment in Vietnam for having sex with minors. Things like that make you think about your life. WPC helped me pull my way out of the hole I was in. Now I can attract 16 year old girls with my new body and I don't have to fuck children any more.
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